Friday, 27 February 2015
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Wednesday, 4 February 2015
absolute nonsense
The giant pony licked cows and hated beef. He jumped in a well and fell from the sky and died, then stood on a banana and ate it. Then a donkey ate a pig that had a baby. Then a giant ate the donkey and an ant ate the giant. Then the unicorn rang the Asian police and ordered a elephant. Then the unicorn saw the president of america and farted rainbows in his face. He fell into the sky and fell into a planet called Uranus a unicorn farted in his face and landed in a giant aliens flowers. A monkey fell on him in a spacesuit that looked like a cloud and the cloud looked like a tiger from china. then a Japanese gave him his elephant from the Asian police. the elephant farted in his face then sat on a tiger that was shaped like a unicorn that drunk a bottle of vodka and died. Then he went too unicorn land and dealt cannabis and got caught by the Asian unicorn police and got sent to toilet land. He pooped his pants and dropped a fish in a hole and cheese fell from the sky then a giant baby ate the cheese and died
THE END
Friday, 12 December 2014
Wednesday, 3 December 2014
the magic finger - personal response
genre: adventure, i think this book is adventure because they travel around and experience being ducks
Summary: a girl has special powers, when she gets angry with someone her finger starts to glow and she aims it at the person and it will do something to them, eg turn them into ducks. well she got angry at her neighbors and shot them with her finger what will the turn into?
If i could turn into anything it would be a bird so i can fly to different places.
Summary: a girl has special powers, when she gets angry with someone her finger starts to glow and she aims it at the person and it will do something to them, eg turn them into ducks. well she got angry at her neighbors and shot them with her finger what will the turn into?
If i could turn into anything it would be a bird so i can fly to different places.
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
Friday, 21 November 2014
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