Wednesday 4 February 2015

absolute nonsense



The giant pony licked cows and hated beef. He jumped in a well and fell from the sky and died, then stood on a banana and ate it. Then a donkey ate a pig that had a baby. Then a giant ate the donkey and an ant ate the giant. Then the unicorn rang the Asian police and ordered a elephant. Then the unicorn saw the president of america and farted rainbows in his face. He fell into the sky and fell into a planet called Uranus a unicorn farted in his face and landed in a giant aliens flowers. A monkey fell on him in a spacesuit that looked like a cloud and the cloud looked like a tiger from china. then a Japanese gave him his elephant from the Asian police. the elephant farted in his face then sat on a tiger that was shaped like a unicorn that drunk a bottle of vodka and died. Then he went too unicorn land and dealt cannabis and got caught by the Asian unicorn police and got sent to toilet land. He pooped his pants and dropped a fish in a hole and cheese fell from the sky then a giant baby ate the cheese and died

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1 comment:

  1. That is certainly very imaginative "absolute nonsense". Good to see the improvement in the correct use of full stops and capital leters and spelling Mitchell well done.

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